Mom

What do you mean your real name is not Mom?!?

What do you mean your real name is not Mom?!?

The world’s smallest handcuffs.

Everybody loves fast food.

Mommy, that lady, who comes when you leave, is here again.

The older you get, the more dates become like job interviews.

Nowadays, kids love to play outside.

Mafia is everywhere. “You play dead, I’ll hit the barbecue”.

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

Keep calm and… ok, not THAT calm!