Pour the coffee

Just pour the coffee and back away slowly.

Just pour the coffee and back away slowly.
Go back! We screwed up everything!

Life is full of dilemmas: Should I SIT down and do nothing, or should I LIE down and do nothing???

My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.

Be a man and follow your dreams!

Girls vs Boys Girl: “one day I will marry him!” Boy: “mmm… bacon!”

Be yourself! Everybody else is already taken.

89% people have back pain. The rest 11% doesn’t have a computer.

Let’s throw a party with fake alcohol to see how many people act wasted.