Fuel
We are humans, but we need fuel too.
We are humans, but we need fuel too.
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday so close...
Working for the government.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.
Shhh! He doesn’t know yet that in 175348 hours he has to...
Monday?!? But yesterday was Friday!… wasn’t it?
Run like a ninja when your laptop displays 10% battery left.
Every job has three advantages: Friday, Salary and Vacation.