Run like a ninja
Run like a ninja when your laptop displays 10% battery left.
Tag Funny
Last minute
If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
Lawyers
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Lose weight
Want to lose weight? Eat in front of a mirror. Naked.
Terms of use
The most common lie of the millenium: ‘I have read and agree to the terms of use’.
Go ahead
Go ahead… get married, have kids and drive a van. lol
Fast food
One heart attack and a diet soda, please!
Cinderella
Cinderella is the proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
Getting a dog
Dog? What dog? Wha… wha… what do you mean we’re getting a dog?