Government

Working for the government.

Working for the government.

That awkward moment when you realize that you’re screwed.

Save a cow, eat a vegetarian.

Friday the 13th is here! But don’t worry, you can drink like on any other regular Friday.

Immature. A word that boring people use to describe fun people.

A perfect woman needs a perfect habitat.

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Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.

That awkward moment when you’re left alone with someone you just met.