We’re adults! When did that happen?
Go back! We screwed up everything!
Life is full of dilemmas: Should I SIT down and do nothing, or should I LIE down and do nothing???
My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.
Facebook. Because time is not going to kill itself.
If your girlfriend is wrong, you should go and apologize.
Be a man and follow your dreams!
God created man and then said: “Oh, come on, I can do better than this!”
Girls vs Boys Girl: “one day I will marry him!” Boy: “mmm… bacon!”