Did you know that if you put your ear up to a stranger’s leg you can actually hear them say: “What the hell are you doing?”
Woman is the biggest enemy of the woman.
Vodka. You never know who you’ll wake up with.
Your time is running out. On monday you’ll have to work again.
Yep, Facebook was made for cats.
Can’t make a woman happy? Clear the way for those who can!
I’m a woman. I don’t know what I want but I get mad if I don’t get it.