People who say Good Morning should be forced to prove it.
Why do people who know the least, know it the loudest?
Tell him about your hard day at the office.
Here I am! What are your other 2 wishes?
Why is that the one who snores always goes to sleep first?
Holla if you know what this thing is!
Just five more minutes mom, I swear!
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. Don’t worry, it’s the same.
Go ahead… get married, have kids and drive a van. lol