Scariest words
The three scariest words your woman can ever say to you: “notice anything different?”
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Sort the socks
Life is too short to sort the socks.
Poor
Poor is when you have too much month left at the end of your salary.
Would you be my Valentine?
Would you be my Valentine? Please? Pretty please?
Stop the violence
Everyday, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence!
Enough shoes
I have enough shoes and clothes… said no woman ever.
Don’t steal
Don’t steal! The government hates competition.
Three times
If you want to marry smart, pretty and rich, you’ll have to do it three times.
Paradise
Someone is in this paradise and you’re in front of your computer. Sad… sad…