Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
Planning a holiday is easy. Your boss tells you when and your wife tells you were.
Keep calm and… ok, not THAT calm!
Photographers are violent people. First they shoot you, then they frame you, then they hang you on a wall.
Cartoons. The only place where you can wear the same thing everyday and nobody cares 🙂
If anyone asks, the cat was hit by a car. Are we clear?
Kids, the best interior designers.
Shhh! He doesn’t know yet that in 175348 hours he has to wake up and go to work.
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?