Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
That awkward moment when you’re left alone with someone you just met.
What do you mean your real name is not Mom?!?
The world’s smallest handcuffs.
Everybody loves fast food.
Mommy, that lady, who comes when you leave, is here again.
The older you get, the more dates become like job interviews.
Nowadays, kids love to play outside.
Mafia is everywhere. “You play dead, I’ll hit the barbecue”.