I can’t believe I work this hard to be this poor…
We’re adults! When did that happen?
If you don’t want anyone to find out, don’t do it!
My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.
I’m not arguing with you. I’m simply explaining why I’m always right.
89% people have back pain. The rest 11% doesn’t have a computer.
If there is such a thing as good leadership, it is to give a good example.
If people are trying to bring you down, it only means that you are above them.
Based on my calculations, I can retire in about 5 years. After I die!