Good joke
A good photo is like a good joke. If you have to explain it, it just isn’t that good.
Tag meme
Monday
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?
No time
I don’t have time to hate people who hate me because I’m too busy loving people who love me.
Clock paradox
The clock paradox: You are frustrated when it wakes you up and even more frustrated when it doesn’t.
Poor
I can’t believe I work this hard to be this poor…
Stress
We’re adults! When did that happen?
Human evolution
Go back! We screwed up everything!
Wallet
My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.
Facebook. Because time is not going to kill itself.