Job interviews
The older you get, the more dates become like job interviews.
Kids love to play outside
Nowadays, kids love to play outside.
Love
Today is a new day. Fill it with love.
Find a way
If it’s important, you’ll find a way. If it’s not, you’ll find an excuse.
Mafia
Mafia is everywhere. “You play dead, I’ll hit the barbecue”.
Nerds
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
Problem with the world
The problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.
Creative adult
The creative adult is the child who survived.
Planning a holiday
Planning a holiday is easy. Your boss tells you when and your wife tells you were.