Job interviews

The older you get, the more dates become like job interviews.
The older you get, the more dates become like job interviews.
Nowadays, kids love to play outside.
Today is a new day. Fill it with love.
If it’s important, you’ll find a way. If it’s not, you’ll find an excuse.
Mafia is everywhere. “You play dead, I’ll hit the barbecue”.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
The problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.
The creative adult is the child who survived.
Planning a holiday is easy. Your boss tells you when and your wife tells you were.