Today has been canceled. Go back to bed!
When I die, I want to go to Vogue.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train.
I don’t believe in humans…
What do you think about the International financial system?
If I were you, I’d rather be me!
According to astronomy, when you’re wishing on a star, that star could already be dead. Now get to work. It’s monday!
A good neighbour is one who doesn’t put a password on his wifi.
When I’m sad, I stop being sad and start being awesome instead.