Shots
You miss 100% of the shots you never take.
Tag work
Government
Working for the government.
Find a way
If it’s important, you’ll find a way. If it’s not, you’ll find an excuse.
Planning a holiday
Planning a holiday is easy. Your boss tells you when and your wife tells you were.
He doesn’t know
Shhh! He doesn’t know yet that in 175348 hours he has to wake up and go to work.
Run like a ninja
Run like a ninja when your laptop displays 10% battery left.
Last minute
If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
Hard day at the office
Tell him about your hard day at the office.
Life
Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.