Monday
Come on now, it’s Monday, get up, work it, work it!
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Monday
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?
Monday
Monday?!? But yesterday was Friday!… wasn’t it?
Five minutes
Just five more minutes mom, I swear!
Clock paradox
The clock paradox: You are frustrated when it wakes you up and even more frustrated when it doesn’t.
Caffeine
I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem WITHOUT it!
After weekend
The hardest part is the week after the weekend.
Today has been canceled
Today has been canceled. Go back to bed!
Wishing on a star
According to astronomy, when you’re wishing on a star, that star could already be dead. Now get to work. It’s monday!