Apologize

If your girlfriend is wrong, you should go and apologize.

If your girlfriend is wrong, you should go and apologize.

Be a man and follow your dreams!

God created man and then said: “Oh, come on, I can do better than this!”

Girls vs Boys Girl: “one day I will marry him!” Boy: “mmm… bacon!”

I’m not arguing with you. I’m simply explaining why I’m always right.

Be yourself! Everybody else is already taken.

89% people have back pain. The rest 11% doesn’t have a computer.

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem WITHOUT it!

Let’s throw a party with fake alcohol to see how many people act wasted.