Apologize
If your girlfriend is wrong, you should go and apologize.
Follow your dreams
Be a man and follow your dreams!
I can do better
God created man and then said: “Oh, come on, I can do better than this!”
Girls vs Boys
Girls vs Boys Girl: “one day I will marry him!” Boy: “mmm… bacon!”
Always right
I’m not arguing with you. I’m simply explaining why I’m always right.
Be yourself
Be yourself! Everybody else is already taken.
Back pain
89% people have back pain. The rest 11% doesn’t have a computer.
Caffeine
I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem WITHOUT it!
Party
Let’s throw a party with fake alcohol to see how many people act wasted.