Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th is here! But don’t worry, you can drink like on any other regular Friday.
Meme Quotes
Just do it
You have no excuse. Just do it.
Plan A
If plan A fails, there are 25 more letters you can count on.
Immature
Immature. A word that boring people use to describe fun people.
Perfect woman
A perfect woman needs a perfect habitat.
Marriage
Marriage is a full time job. Don’t apply unless you’re ready.
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Open minds
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Piano
Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.