Don’t blame society. YOU ARE the society.
Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will get you everywhere.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?
Life is better when you smile.
The only reason you should look back in your life is to see how far you have come.
Working for the government.
That awkward moment when you realize that you’re screwed.
Save a cow, eat a vegetarian.