Something wonderful
Wake up every morning with the thought that something wonderful is about to happen.
Tag meme
I’d rather be me
If I were you, I’d rather be me!
I made it!
I had to make my own living and my own opportunity! But I made it! Don’t sit down and wait for the opportunities to come. Get up and make them!
A good neighbour
A good neighbour is one who doesn’t put a password on his wifi.
What the hell are you doing?
Did you know that if you put your ear up to a stranger’s leg you can actually hear them say: “What the hell are you doing?”
Funny horse
Wassup, people?
Woman
Woman is the biggest enemy of the woman.
Without internet
A day without internet is a day with TV.
Vodka
Vodka. You never know who you’ll wake up with.