Girls vs Boys

Girls vs Boys Girl: “one day I will marry him!” Boy: “mmm… bacon!”

Girls vs Boys Girl: “one day I will marry him!” Boy: “mmm… bacon!”

89% people have back pain. The rest 11% doesn’t have a computer.

The pictures are already there. You just have to take them.

Waiting in line in supermarket. Which ever you go to – it will be the slowest one.

How fast can you walk to work? I’m walking with the speed of sound.

Don’t Facebook your problems. Face them!

Black Friday. Successfully separating people from their money since 1961.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. How was your weekend?

I miss being on vacation and never knowing what day of the week is.