The world is in safe hands
The world is in safe hands: your own.
A good neighbour
A good neighbour is one who doesn’t put a password on his wifi.
Awesome
When I’m sad, I stop being sad and start being awesome instead.
Words
Words can hurt or heal. What did yours do today?
What the hell are you doing?
Did you know that if you put your ear up to a stranger’s leg you can actually hear them say: “What the hell are you doing?”
Funny horse
Wassup, people?
Woman
Woman is the biggest enemy of the woman.
Without internet
A day without internet is a day with TV.
Hire character
Hire character. Train skill.