Studying
Studying. Notice how they conveniently put “dying” at the end of this word.
Line in supermarket
Waiting in line in supermarket. Which ever you go to – it will be the slowest one.
Sleep is for weak
Sleep is for weak.
Speed of sound
How fast can you walk to work? I’m walking with the speed of sound.
Texting
What? No, I didn’t text you last night. Vodka did.
Scariest words
The three scariest words your woman can ever say to you: “notice anything different?”
Sort the socks
Life is too short to sort the socks.
Poor
Poor is when you have too much month left at the end of your salary.
Stupid conversations
Stupid conversations make sense when you’re talking to someone special.