Awesome
Without me, it’s just aweso
Pour the coffee
Just pour the coffee and back away slowly.
Cute
Life is easy when you’re cute.
Poor
I can’t believe I work this hard to be this poor…
Forever
Dear Forever, you didn’t last.
Close enough
If your pictures aren’t good enough, you’re not close enough.
Breakups
If breakups never existed, music industry would go bankrupt.
Complicated
It’s complicated. Facebook status explained.
Up the hill
10 minutes up the hill, 10 seconds down the hill. Same story all life long.