Respect is for those who DESERVE it, not for those who DEMAND it.
Sorry, I can’t! My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died. And yes, it was tragic. Talk to the hand!
Think while it’s still legal.
Train insane or remain the same.
When I’m sad, I stop being sad and start being awesome instead.
If you only tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Can’t make a woman happy? Clear the way for those who can!
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.