Mommy
Mommy, that lady, who comes when you leave, is here again.
Tag relationships
Forever
Dear Forever, you didn’t last.
Apologize
If your girlfriend is wrong, you should go and apologize.
Texting
What? No, I didn’t text you last night. Vodka did.
Stupid conversations
Stupid conversations make sense when you’re talking to someone special.
Sleeping with your girlfriend
I’m sleeping with your girlfriend! #catmeme
Three times
If you want to marry smart, pretty and rich, you’ll have to do it three times.