Excuses
Excuses won’t keep you slim.
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Wait
Good things come to those who wait.
I’d rather be me
If I were you, I’d rather be me!
What the hell are you doing?
Did you know that if you put your ear up to a stranger’s leg you can actually hear them say: “What the hell are you doing?”
Take a photograph
You don’t take a photograph. You ask, quietly, to borrow it.