That moment
That awkward moment when you realize that you’re screwed.
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Mommy
Mommy, that lady, who comes when you leave, is here again.
Chain letter
I hate it when I don’t forward a chain letter, and the next day I die.
How stupid can you be?
I need to stop saying “How stupid can you be?”, people take it as a challenge.
OMG! An Angel!
Oh my God! An angel!
Awesome
I have a disease called AWESOMENESS. You won’t understand it since you don’t have it.
Scariest words
The three scariest words your woman can ever say to you: “notice anything different?”