Mafia

Mafia is everywhere. “You play dead, I’ll hit the barbecue”.
Mafia is everywhere. “You play dead, I’ll hit the barbecue”.
People who say Good Morning should be forced to prove it.
It will be fun! …they said.
Dog? What dog? Wha… wha… what do you mean we’re getting a dog?
Life is easy when you’re cute.
Life is full of dilemmas: Should I SIT down and do nothing, or should I LIE down and do nothing???
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Would you be my Valentine? Please? Pretty please?
I’m sleeping with your girlfriend! #catmeme