Getting a dog
Dog? What dog? Wha… wha… what do you mean we’re getting a dog?
Tag cat
Dilemma
Life is full of dilemmas: Should I SIT down and do nothing, or should I LIE down and do nothing???
Would you be my Valentine?
Would you be my Valentine? Please? Pretty please?
Sleeping with your girlfriend
I’m sleeping with your girlfriend! #catmeme
Vodka
Vodka. You never know who you’ll wake up with.