Don’t steal
Don’t steal! The government hates competition.
Meme Quotes
Three times
If you want to marry smart, pretty and rich, you’ll have to do it three times.
Wishing I Had
I’d rather end up wishing I hadn’t than wishing I had.
Moments
Collect moments. Not things.
Paradise
Someone is in this paradise and you’re in front of your computer. Sad… sad…
Daily routine
Daily routine: get up, be amazing, go back to sleep.
Black Friday
Black Friday. Successfully separating people from their money since 1961.
Dare to fail
Only those who dare to fail greatly can achieve greatly.
African Minute
In Africa, every 60 seconds… a minute passes.